12.06.07
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Two hour commutes! Delayed trains! Comments on my “windswept” hair!
All these I have endured since I moved jobs. Currently, I am traveling every day, 3 trains and almost two hours from NW London down to the edge of Bromley, SE London.
Things I no longer wonder about:
1. If “windswept” is a compliment (Answer: Categorically, no.)
2. Why women dress in a glamorous suits and dirty, grey trainers.
3. Whether it is possible to dry your hair, shirt and trousers under the automatic dryer in the school toilet.
4. If it is possible to buy tampons at London Bridge station.
5. How quickly the Community Police Officers can respond when you are pickpocketed (in the same station after buying the tampons).
So much to miss about commuting! And miss it I will - finally, I am moving! Southeast London, you dreamy paradise, here I come!
Another thing I learned about today… I found a brilliant web site called moveme.com. You type in your details and it does everything from change your address with your utilities to recommend of removal companies. Children can also inform Santa of their pending move so there are no nasty surprises on Christmas morning.
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11.11.07
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This blog is officially open to everyone.
I’ve done the test and according to The Motion Picture Association of America’s guidelines, I’m a ‘G’. Which I suppose I should be pleased with, but in true Hollywood fashion, I wonder why I’m not bad enough. If my book blog was a little more inspired, a little dirtier, would I get more readers?
Also, let’s face it: nothing got messier than my wedding planning. The fact that writing about my book (and the trauma therein) only warrants a ‘G’ is a little disappointing.
And also that everyone I know who did the test scored an ‘R’ or worse. Damn them. (Look I’m ‘PG’ now!)
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10.23.07
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Congratulations to the winners of the www.weddingchaos.co.uk Taking the Plunge competition:
Amy Clews, Sarah Dawson, Keilly Blakeley, Julie Gillon and Sam Watson.
I hope you enjoy the book! I believe a copy is whizzing its way to you right now.
If you haven’t yet checked out www.weddingchaos.co.uk and you are a bride/groom-to-be, I’d highly recommend it. Besides excellent competitions (no bias there), they have loads of advice and even articles to make you giggle - a highly underrated activity while planning a wedding.
Today’s top (true) story: ‘Sheriff offers to Marry Bank Robbers’. Even more ridiculous is the second article: ‘Kate Moss Finds Love Again’. The beautiful, drug widow strikes again.
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10.14.07
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Wow. It’s hard being 23.
I feel so old. So very, very old.
And yet so mature and sophisticated. Almost like I’m an adult.
Soon I’ll have to start taking responsibility for myself and get a real job. Maybe I’ll even consider getting married and settling down. I’ll start paying my bills (on time) and clean more.
It’s a hard life.
Readers of my book will know that got married at 27, so this entry is lacking somewhat in factual information. For more maturity on my birthday, see the photos of my husband and I below.
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09.23.07
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Weddings are an industry. There are florists, venues, waiters, planners, wineries, makers of cute-little-white-wedding-bell-shaped-soap; all of whom make money off weddings.
Of course there is the romance of the whole situation, but many think, and makers of chair covers are one of them, that if you spend money, you can make the whole event that much more romantic. Sorry, it’s a bit of a killjoy.
Today I was reminded of how it is not only the wedding couple, but all the guests that also contribute financially. According to an ICM survey listed on Which?, Brits spend a total of £6.7 billion on wedding gifts each year. Depending on how close to the couple they are, guests will spend between £23 - £70 (yowzers!) on the couple. Scots are the most generous (next time I’ll invite more of them).
Having said that, I never really think about how much weddings cost to attend. Recently I went to the wedding in Cornwall. It was absolutely lovely. It also cost me £55 for the B&B, £60 in petrol, £30 for the gift, etc…
Maybe the whole reason the industry charges ridiculous prices for weddings is that no one cares. As a guest, I am willing to drive five hours on a Saturday morning to Cornwall make a 1.30 wedding, stay overnight, pay the money as stated earlier and then drive five hours home on Sunday. I want to do it.
If I’m willing to do that as a guest, then it doesn’t take much to imagine that a bride and groom will spend a whole lot more to make their day as romantic as possible.
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09.10.07
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www.weddingchaos.co.uk, a web site just awarded most useful wedding site in ‘Which?’s 101 Most Useful Web Sites’, is going to give away five copies of Taking the Plunge to their loyal readers.
If you haven’t snagged a copy already, go to their site and find out how to win yourself one. Details will be announced in conjunction with their next emailed newsletter.
Good luck!
For some reason the link above isn’t working. If you cut and paste the following into your browser, it should do the trick:
www.weddingchaos.co.uk
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08.30.07
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I started my new job today. For those of you who think that being an author is a glamorous job, think again. It isn’t a job. Unless you appear on Richard & Judy or Oprah, chances are you’re still working the coalface every day.
Or in my case the chalkface.
It was like the first day of school. Oh wait! It was the first day of school. But instead of being the nervous new kid, I was the pathetically similarly and much older version, a nervous new teacher.
I have a plan on these kinds of days. As throwing up was not an option (unprofessional), I resorted to the trusty “try not to speak to anyone and then you won’t make a complete ass of yourself” plan.
I have a theory that later they will get to know me, when I’m less likely to blurt out something like, “Hey, once I tried to staple-gun my finger to the desk!” Which by the way, is not true, but just the kind of thing that would come out of my mouth.
I also have a tendency to say really offensive things I don’t even mean when nervous like, “I could never live in this area, it’s too (insert: polluted, pretentious).” This is inevitably followed by someone saying, “I live two doors down. My family not only own every house in the neighbourhood, they actually built them.”
Incidentally, everyone at my new school was very nice. They were so lovely.
And maybe one day soon, I’ll even start speaking to them.
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08.27.07
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Michigan summers have to be one of the most delicious things in the world. The humidity carries up the smells of the fresh water lakes and the neighbours’ BBQs. I can even ignore the mosquitoes and the muck after it rains. It is lovely.
I stayed at my best friend’s parent’s house on one of the gazillion (actual number) of gorgeous lakes that dot our state. Not Lake Svoboda - that’s their name, but wouldn’t it be great if the lake were named after them? They must be the nicest, most accommodating people in the world. This isn’t the first time they put my husband and me up while we were back visiting family.
During my wedding they housed me, my husband (to be - now just straight husband), his brother, his best man, another groomsman and also just another random friend who’d flown in. Not only that, they took us out, fed us and generally took care of us.
What lovely people. Michigan summers wouldn’t be complete without an extended family like the Svoboda’s taking you under their wing. Bless ‘em.
Typically, I didn’t take a single picture of this stunning house and lake. But I’ve attached a photo that I stole from someone else’s website that kind of does the experience justice.
Real photo now attached. Again, typically I didn’t take it. But it is gorgeous. I have little fantasies during the day - usually while preparing for the massive amount of work I have ahead in my new school - lovely little fantasies of spending whole weeks wrapped inside that house, writing with a view over looking the lake.
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08.03.07
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This morning one of the The Today Programme’s honoured guests was my publisher Snowbooks. Emma Barnes, who has to be the nicest woman in publishing, was on debating book covers with the author Fay Weldon.
Incredibly, everyone who works for Snowbooks takes each of their books/babies through from draft to completion including the designs themselves. They see book covers as advertisements, a concept I fully agree with. Emma’s company not only publishes the best in new literature today (and of course I’m not saying that because I’m on their list), but they also design book covers for other companies.
Fay Weldon, on the other hand, feels she could contribute much to the designs of her book covers. She should start publishing with Snowbooks! They’d listen to her.
Coincidentally, I am meeting Famous Fay tomorrow when she hands out the awards at the writing residential program I have been stationed at for the past week.
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07.12.07
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Helloooooo Bestseller List!
It’s amazing what you can do with too much time on your hands and a camera phone.
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